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The Start Here to Fifty Amazing Authors Reading Challenge

A few years back, my wife and I used to get on Kickstarter.com every week and try to look at every project on the website.  We’d open up our favorites into separate windows, then watch the videos to weed out the ones that weren’t as interesting as their titles.  From there we’d look at the reward tiers and further knock out the ones that were too expensive or didn’t offer a benefit we were excited about (except for on a few occasions, like when we supported a traveling RV that rescued cats and trained them to do tricks).  Then for a few years we would be surprised in the mail every now and then with packages featuring our rewards, such as movies that had our names in the credits, first albums by new bands, board games or tickets to an independent musical in Chicago.

Now that we have kids, we don’t have as much time in our day to surf the web for an hour at night, but we still get plenty of enjoyment out of plenty of our rewards (and are even getting rewards every now and then from creators who took a few years longer than expected to deliver).  Two of the items that gave me the most long term fun were the “Start Here” books, put out by Book Riot.  The premise of the books was to introduce the reader to twenty five different authors in each book.  This was done by an expert on that author, who would recommend 3 or more works by the author, and explained what the reader should start with and why.  Reading the books took about forty five minutes each (they’re kind of like printed blog posts) but the idea of them gave me about a year of enjoyment as we decided to add the first recommendation for each author to our “books we’re looking for list” and try to track them all down and read them.

The hunt for the books themselves was a blast, as it gave us an excuse to revisit all of the book stores in our city and look for authors and titles that we’d never looked for before.  After we exhausted those stores, we incorporated the search into a road trip vacation we had planned and continued through the Midwest and up through Minnesota.  When it was all said and done, we found 49 of the 50 books by the end of our trip and finally had to buy the last one on Amazon.  At that point I started reading the books, two at a time, adding another book from the list each time I finished one.  Normally I’d get burned out doing a reading challenge non-stop like that but with this challenge, it featured different genres, authors, styles and lengths that made it a fairly pleasant experience.  (This group of authors features horror, western, comics, poetry, non-fiction, science fiction, and general fiction.)  The other really great thing about this collection is that the authors were selected to showcase diversity, which means that instead of getting 15 white dudes from the early 1900’s, there are women, people of color, different nationalities and eras all present.

All that said, I thought it would be fun to make a post ranking the books on how well I enjoyed them/how well they introduced me to the authors.  I found that the books fell into four groups:

  1. Books I didn’t enjoy, and would not seek out more by the author
  2. Books that seemed like poor recommendations for first books but I would try more by the author
  3. Book I was glad to have read, but was on the fence about reading more by the author
  4. Books that were excellent recommendations, where I can find more?

With that outline, here’s how I’d rank the Start Here author recommendations from worst to best:

Books I didn’t enjoy, and would not seek out more by the author

Eros the bittersweet

  1. Eros the Bittersweet

Author:  Anne Carson

Published:  1986

This was the only book I could not find at a book store and had to resort to ordering online.  Part of why I couldn’t find it was because I’m not sure how I’d categorize this book.  Is it non-fiction?  Philosophy?  Literature?  I would put it on the “sludge to get through” shelf, as reading chapter after chapter of this book reminded me of padding my page count for dissertations in grad school.  Carson attempts to define love as seen by the ancients, and somehow the writing (flowery and well done as can be) made the execution even more boring than the concept sounded.  I see a lot of glowing reviews for this online, but this book felt more like homework than anything else I’ve ever read for personal enjoyment.

A room with a view

  1.   A Room with a View

Author:  E.M. Forester

Published:  1908Sense and Sensibility

  1. Sense and Sensibility

Author: Jane Austen

Published:  1811

These two books shared a similar problem in that the plots and settings of the book were not of interest to this reader.  I understand not everybody enjoys westerns, or superheroes, or books about poverty in Monterey, and usually that’s considered acceptable.  Please forgive me for not enjoying these stories about choosing social responsibility over love and the importance of keeping up appearances starring well to do families set one hundred years apart.  Part of the problem is that the stakes don’t ever feel high enough because the conflicts are all created by the characters’ own personality flaws.  Even introducing murder into the mix is not enough to change the core conflict of who one should marry.  For those that enjoy this era and plot, more power to you.  I have no intention of returning any time soon.

Under the Bright Lights

  1. Under the Bright Lights

Author:  Daniel Woodrell

Published:  1986

This murder mystery set in the bayou was as memorable as that six word description.  Compared to other works in the crime genre this was forgettable to below average, with its location the only unique factor.  However the location alone does not provide for anything unique or interesting enough on its own to recommend reading.  The character names sounded amateurish (Jewell Cobb and Rene Shade) and the story left plenty unresolved as it is only book one of a trilogy.  The result is a forgettable, unremarkable book.

The Bear

  1.    The Bear

Author:  William Faulkner

Published:  1942

The short story “The Bear” is part of a collection of stories, but reading it on its own doesn’t seem to require any knowledge of the other related stories.  I actually enjoyed the plot of this story, as a group tries to catch a deadly bear with some persistent dogs.  The result is a lot of death and carnage that could have been an interesting end point for the story.  The problem with it is the language used to get there was overly verbose and the story keeps going well after the excitement to tell a story of inheritance and family secrets that was not particularly interesting.  The actual ending felt like an author trying to be clever more than end a story satisfactorily.  I’m glad I read this story because I’d always lumped Faulkner together with Steinbeck and Hemingway based on the eras  and subject matters, however now that I’ve read all three I don’t see an urge to read more of him as I do the other two.

Books that seemed like poor recommendations for first books but I would try more by the author

A supposedly fun thing 

  1.    A Supposedly Fun Think I’ll Never Do Again

Author:  David Foster Wallace

Published:  1997

I’ll make this point again in this article, but across the board it seemed like a wasted opportunity to start out various fiction writers by reading their non-fiction essays.  I understand that the non-fiction can give a basis for who the writer is and where they’re coming from, but in most cases a well written novel or short story can provide even better information like can this person tell an interesting story?  In this collection of essays, some of the topics are hyper specific and dragged on for much longer than necessary (an outdoor sale and a tennis match stood out in my mind as the worst).  I’ll frequently read long form articles on Grantland or its successor the Ringer that can tell an interesting story in a thirty minute read about basically anything, but aside from the title essay each of these failed to do so.  The intelligence behind the writing was apparent however, so I would not rule out trying Foster’s fiction writing.

It

  1.    It

Author:  Stephen King

Published:  1987

Even before reading this book, I had read numerous other Stephen King books.  Along with The Stand, It is possibly King’s best known work.  As a starting point however, It is a terrible place to start as it features one of the worst endings and revelations in any King book and without a doubt treats its female lead character worse than any other main character in a King book.  I enjoy King’s writing and love a lot of this book, but for a good starting point try Pet Sematary or Salem’s Lot.

A room of one's own

  1.    A Room of One’s Own

Author:  Virginia Woolf

Published:  1929

Take all of the same comments from my David Foster Wallace essay here, but this one places higher for a few reasons.  First, it was better written.  Second, Woolf uses a fictional narrator/narrative make her point which is more unusual and again added to my enjoyment.  Finally, instead of being hit and miss on the topics, this contained one specific topic and stayed on point.  While it felt more educational than Wallace’s, it avoided the extreme tedium of Wallace’s least interesting essays.

Haroun and the Sea of Stories

  1.   Haroun and the Sea of Stories

Author:  Salman Rushdie

Published:  1990

This lengthy allegory is a fantasy story about different individuals vying for leadership of a kingdom and the power of stories and words.  For my taste, this book failed from the get go by trying to tell a story in a children’s book manner but addressing political issues that only an adult would pick up on.  When done correctly this can lead to a masterwork (cough Animal Farm cough) but here Rushdie tells a meandering story that will not keep a kid’s interest and jumps around so much in who he’s targeting that even adults will feel lost.  The ambition of what he was trying was interesting enough to leave me open to reading more by him.

Oliver Twist

  1.   Oliver Twist

Author:  Charles Dickens

Published:  1839

Dickens isn’t for everybody, so I appreciate the idea of picking a shorter work of his for new readers to try and see if they enjoy him.  The problem with this selection is Oliver Twist is not a great book.  Dickens relies on unbelievable coincidences throughout to both create and escape conflict, never in a satisfying manner.  While asking somebody to jump right into a masterpiece tome like David Copperfield would probably not be the right choice either, but a compromise like Great Expectations would probably be a better introduction to this intimidating author.

The Raven

  1.    The Raven

Author:  Edgar Allen Poe

Published:  1845

Edgar Allen Poe has so many wonderful short stories that I think a more appropriate introduction to him would be one of them than this brief (but excellent) poem.  My own recommendations would be The Cask of Amontillado, The Masque of the Red Death or The Tell-Tale Heart.  In my experience anybody can enjoy a short story but some people will never appreciate poetry.  If you are going with one chance to hook somebody, go for the broad appeal.

Mystery and Manner

  1. Mystery and Manners: Occasional Prose

Author:  Flannery O’Connor

Published:  1969

Completing the David Foster Wallace/Virginia Woolf example of ignoring fiction for non-fiction, I rate O’Connor’s book here as the best of the three.  Even for those with no ambition to write anything, there was a lot of interesting material in this book.  It was also an easy read, that felt less like scholarship than either of the other non-fiction works.  More than anything it made me want to read O’Connor’s actual fiction work, however I still have no idea if I would enjoy it or not, so for me it’s not a great recommendation as a starting point.

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  1.   Eye in the Sky

Author:  Philip K. Dick

Published:  1957

I love 1950’s science fiction, particularly the young adult stuff of that era that had the joy and wonder of later media like “Forbidden Planet” or “Star Trek.”  I was excited to read this book by Philip K. Dick expecting that sort of fun, but was instead stuck with a book that focuses more on sociological issues in a very dated manner.  Here, different characters are sucked into various realities created by the minds of others in the group.  The book is written in a very “Red Scare” era, which unfortunately doesn’t successfully carry the paranoia from that era to today’s readers.  Even worse, Dick’s writing of female characters is particularly offensive, with all of them being shrill, and illogical.  I haven’t read a ton of Dick’s work, but I’d recommend A Scanner Darkly to a new reader before recommending this one.

Glad I read it, not sure if I’d read more

Look at Me

  1.    Look at Me

Author:  Jennifer Egan

Published:  2001

A fashion model is in a car accident, resulting in her face being reconstructed before she returns to the world that does not recognize her (no it’s not the plot of Invisible Monsters, though it’s close).  There’s also some subplots about mysterious strangers and possible connections to her childhood that give the book a Murakami or David Lynch vibe.  All of that sounds awesome, so why is this book ranked so low?  For me, all of the cool parts did not gel into a cohesive whole.  What started off interesting ended up reading like too many balls in the air for an overly neat conclusion that felt out of place with the book that preceded it.

Black Swan Green

  1.   Black Swan Green

David Mitchell

Published:  2006

Here is an obviously semi-autobiographical story about a young boy dealing with a stammer over the course of one year of his life in 1980’s England.  Much like Nick Hornby, Mitchell does a nice job of creating a personality in the narrator of the book and using humor to make painful scenes more bearable.  Bonus points for the unique setting which taught me about the Falkland Islands conflict and the rise of Margaret Thatcher, but for a coming of age but nothing in the story made it stand out among the genre.

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  1.   The Bluest Eye

Toni Morrison

Published:  1970

A devastating story about a child taken in by another family after her father rapes her twice, leaving pregnant, then abandons her family.  Although that is the literal plot of the book, the broader focus in the book is the same young girl’s view of beauty and how it doesn’t include her.  In particular, she yearns for the blue eyes that she sees appreciated in the world around her.  When I initially reviewed this book I mentioned how another book that I had read before it had similar elements but better executed.  My chief issue on this one was the switching narrators did not lead to as smooth of a reading experience.

Memories of my Melancholy Whores

  1.   Memories of my Melancholy Whores

Gabriel Garcia Marquez

Published:  2004

Well, after discussing patricidal rape, let’s move on to something more cheerful.  Here’s a book about a ninety year old who hires a poor fourteen year old girl to take her virginity.  There’s no getting around the description, but truthfully this is a book that is much more innocent than it sounds from the description.  While the main character has frequently hired prostitutes in the past, this is a story of  his falling in love with the idea of the young girl, watching her sleep, and feeling younger as a result without ever molesting or consummating that desire.  (Who are we kidding, it’s still creepy as all get out.)  The writing is wonderful though, but I suspect many people (myself included) will still be caught up on lechery to ever become fully invested in the book.

Gilded Six Bits

  1.   The Gilded Six Bits*

Zora Neale Hurston

Published:  1933

Unlike non-fiction essays, I was very satisfied by the inclusion of short stories as ways to try out some of these authors.  In this brief story of a poor black couple who are given temptation in the form of a new rich black man in town, every word advanced the story or added to the atmosphere of the story.  Despite a terrible choice by one of the main characters, both leads felt like real people who were capable of making mistakes or offering forgiveness.  From here on down on the list, I enjoyed each of these entries.  So it’s mostly a ranking of how interested I am in seeking out additional writings by the author.

*By the time I got to Ms. Hurston I was sick of reading essays, so I skipped past the first recommendation (which I had found and bought) and moved on to the following short story recommendation.

All the Pretty Horse

  1.    All the Pretty Horses

Cormac McCarthy

Published:  1992

For modern writers (those still active and writing) there’s probably no name more revered than Cormac McCarthy.  I’m ashamed to admit until doing this challenge I’d never read any of his work, so I was looking forward to reading this book.  The story is about John and Lacey riding to Mexico, getting work and getting into trouble.  The trouble involves landing in a Mexican prison, murder and horse thievery, all related to falling in love with the wrong woman.  The story was interesting and the conflict was tense.  Unfortunately, McCarthy chose to write in a style that eliminated traditional punctuation, such that reading it required the reader to puzzle out what was being said and what was being narrated.  That’s a classic case of an author being too smart for his own good, which has me reluctant to read more by him.

Someone Like You

  1.    Someone Like You

Author:  Roald Dahl

Published:  1953

Rather than one short story, here is an entire collection of short stories by Roald Dahl.  I had read and loved his children’s books when I was growing up, but had never read his writings for adults.  Perhaps not surprisingly, they are fairly similar with very eccentric characters, British charm and a serious affinity for food.  The stories that stuck out to me were the lady that murdered her husband (I feel like this one was remade into a tv show) and a machine that wrote stories (replacing authors).  Compared to reading one short story, reading a whole collection can give you a sample of the author’s style but it also makes them start to run together and makes it easier to forget individual entries.

On Beauty

  1.   On Beauty

Author:  Zadie Smith

Published:  2005

British or American, black or white, liberal or conservative, wealthy or poor.  Each label is present and at issue in this story of a husband and wife going through marital problems, and their three children seeking to find their own identity.  There was a lot going on in this book, but Smith did a nice job of keeping the plot moving and advancing each character along their own arc.  I enjoyed this book, but also felt that there were a few too many coincidences to keep bringing the cast together for key moments which always takes me out of the story as a reader.

Perdido Street Station

  1.    Perdido Street Station

Author:  China Mieville

Published: 2000

This book was also breaking new ground for me in terms of the hybrid of fantasy and steampunk elements over the course of a lengthy novel.  The world building was impressively done, with entire races with their own beliefs and personalities fully formed.  Similarly to On Beauty, the end resulted in too many coincidences taking place to bring all of the lingering plot threads together but for memorable characters this was one of the best books I read.

The Fault in Our Stars

  1.   The Fault in Our Stars

Author:  John Green

Published:  2012

I managed to get this one read before the movie came out and everybody knew what it was about.  (I never read the backs of books before starting.)  For those unaware, two very sick kids fall in love with each other and take a trip to Europe.  There is plenty to like here, with snappy dialogue and a story that makes sense without relying on cheap tricks.  For my taste, it was an OK read, but a bit more saccharine than I normally prefer.

Hey Nostradamus

  1.   Hey Nostradamus

Author:  Douglas Coupland

Published:  1988

Some topics are difficult to tell a story about, no matter how good the writer (see entry #34 on this list) and school shootings is one of them.  Stephen King’s worst book is exhibit A on that account.  Coupland does something admirable by making the book about the victims and not the shooters.  This includes a very powerful opening section from the perspective of one of the deceased.  Less successful is a follow up chapter where one of the survivors has to deal with both irresponsible media and overly religious parents.  The book continues down the rabbit hole with other characters touched by the survivors and less involved with the shooting.  It’s in these later sections that the book lost its focus for me but overall it worked more than it did not.

Sag Harbor

  1.    Sag Harbor

Author:  Colson Whitehead

Published:  2009

Similarly to Black Swan Green, Sag Harbor is a coming of age story that reads as semi-autobiographical by the author.  Here boys come to their summer home to reinvigorate their friendship with those they only see when school’s out.  Here the setting is a town that is becoming gentrified, where the split is primarily between white wealthy vacationers and black working class families that have owned property for years.  Overall this was a book with nothing wrong with it but no urgency to make it particularly memorable.

The Assistant

  1.   The Assistant

Author:  Bernard Malamud

Published:  1957

We’re halfway through the fifty books recommended and I can say I was a fan of each of this books from this point forward.  The Assistant tells the story of a grocer who is in danger of going out of business, then is robbed and beaten.  Shortly afterward, a stranger comes to the store offering to work for free (and who is revealed to the reader to be one of the robbers).  The book takes several unexpected turns and does a great job of not having good and evil characters, providing motivations for plenty of people to do bad things.

Martian Chronicles

  1.   The Martian Chronicles

Author:  Ray Bradbury

Published:  1950

Earlier I mentioned being a fan of 1950’s science fiction, this Bradbury book being a better example of the strengths of the genre during that time than the Philip K. Dick book The Eye in the Sky.  Here Bradbury utilizes an usual structure of short stories linked by the overall theme and divided by near-extinction events.  The structure allows for parallels to be drawn between humans and Martians, and for certain things to appear cyclical in the lives of both species.  The one drawback is a lack of character development with this structure, but still a fascinating and important work in the genre.

Handmaid's Tale

  1.    The Handmaid’s Tale

Author:  Margaret Atwood

Published:  1985

This book is in the news a lot now both because of a highly regarded adaptation on television as well as it’s purported timeliness in lieu of the current presidential administration.  I’ll steer clear of the political aspects of our country and say that I very much enjoyed this book.  Atwood creates a society ruled by white men, with women and minorities either removed or subjugated to very specific roles.  The flashback narrative style did not always work for me, but The Haindmaid’s Tale featured great characters, atmosphere and conflict.

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  1.    All My Sons

Author:  Arthur Miller

Published:  1947

Enough Rope

  1.    Enough Rope

Author:  Dorothy Parker

Published:  1926

One of the cool things about this challenge was the range of items included.  I don’t think I’ve sat down and read a play since The Crucible in school (also this author), so it was fun to do so again with All My Sons.  As for poetry, besides the stuff we read to my son at night I don’t think I’ve ever sat down to read poetry for fun.  I’m happy to report I greatly enjoyed both of these works, despite my reservations about the format.  I actually enjoyed All My Sons more, with an interesting story of a family caught up in the possibility that of its members may have knowingly produced defective materials for army aircraft during the war.  I’ll give Parker’s Enough Rope the edge here though, because I’m still not a fan of reading poetry but hers was as enjoyable as any I’ve read.  Parker’s style doesn’t rely on heavy metaphors or abstract style, instead utilizing clever rhymes and relatable situations.

The reason these two books are not in the next section however, is even though I enjoyed them both I don’t see myself reading more plays or poetry as a result.  For me, a play is like a screenplay: it’s meant to be performed by actors and brought to life.  I’d prefer to watch the finished product.  Poetry has the same problem as a short story collection, where even if I enjoy it I feel like I don’t retain it afterwards.  It’s a fleeting enjoyment at best (for this reader).  Because Parker wrote outside of the poetry genre, she again gets the edge here as somebody I’d be more likely to try in the future.

Dancer

  1.   Dancer

Collum McCann

Published:  2003

I am ranking these titles in retrospect, relying on my original reviews (if I wrote one) or my Goodreads star ratings.  On my initial read, I didn’t enjoy Dancer as much as The Handmaid’s Tale or even Black Swan Green but it has stuck with me much more than either of those books.  At the time, I really hadn’t read anything like it in terms of a fictional biography of a real person (I’ve since added to this genre with the excellent Doc).  The switching narrators and perspectives in this book did not work for me, but the storyline of a Russian ballet dancer defecting to the west who behaved terribly to others and having it primarily based on fact was interesting enough to help the book hold up in my mind years after reading it.

Books that were excellent recommendations, where I can find more?

A Farewell to Arms

  1. A Farewell to Arms*

Author:  Ernest Hemingway

Published:  1929

As mentioned earlier, I had not read any Hemingway prior to this challenge and was looking forward to discovering him and Faulker and seeing how they compared to Steinbeck.  For similarities, I’ll say that all three authors enjoy a good gut punch and a sad ending.  Hemingway’s use of language is much less superfluous than Faulkner’s and has a very distinct voice.  I enjoyed this book (even with all the tragedy it contains) but it doesn’t rank higher for a few reasons.  This challenge also featured a Steinbeck book, as well as another war book, both of those being among the best I read and making this novel suffer by comparison.

*The first recommendation by the writer was a few different short stories, so I cheated a bit here and read the book recommended #2 instead.

Goodbye Columbus

  1. Goodbye, Columbus

Author:  Philip Roth

Published:  1959

I mentioned Cormac McCarthy’s reputation earlier; Roth is certainly one of the few names that could be compared to his for prestige.  Unlike McCarthy, I’d read some of Roth’s works before and been OK with them, though without a desire to try more.  The actual story here is about two people falling in love, with both getting developed as characters that felt real.  Much like Sag Harbor or On Beauty, the book also strongly deals with identity and assimilation, in this instance focusing on Jewish people.

Benito Cereno

  1. Benito Cereno

Author:  Herman Mellville

Published:  1856

This was the third Melville book I’ve read, following Moby Dick and Billy Budd.  I greatly enjoyed both of those, so it’s not a surprise that I enjoyed this one as well.  Melville’s style utilizes about 8x as many words as another author to tell the same story, but he is a master of creating suspense.  This story about a slave revolt on a ship is also a better starting point than either of the other two books I’ve read by Melville, so kudos to the expert who picked this one for new readers to see if Melville is up their alley.

A Wizard of Earth Sea

  1. A Wizard of Earth Sea

Author:  Ursula K. Le Guin

Published:  1968

There were several coming of age books in this challenge, but none of the others featured shadow monsters or schools for wizards.  In A Wizard of Earth Sea, Le Guin escapes some of the trappings of the fantasy genre by not having a typical evil villain (the main conflict is internal) and by having a person of color as the protagonist.  Everything is also well executed, but if there’s a problem with this book it’s that since its publication the genre has recycled so many of the ideas that reading it for the first time now the story is a bit predictable.

Smoke and Mirrors

  1. Smoke and Mirrors

Author:  Neil Gaiman

Published:  1998

Lone Ranger and Tonto

  1. The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fist Fight in Heaven

Author:  Sherman Alexie

Published:  1993

Lives of Girls and Women

  1. Lives of Girls and Women*

Author:  Alice Munro

Published:  1971

Here are three collections of short stories by three very different authors and I loved each of them.  My favorite individual stories were probably in Gaiman’s book (“The Goldfish Pond” being the best) which had a great variety of topics, styles, and settings as the stories were unrelated.  Alexie’s book takes it a step closer to a novel as characters recur throughout his collection, the settings may change but the book retains a similar theme of revealing the modern Native American existence.  Munro’s book is so close to a novel I’m tempted to call it one, as each chapter is a short story focusing on the same main character and recurring friends and family.  Each chapter tells a complete story on its own but reading the book as a whole provides for added character development.

*The recommendation for Ms. Munro was just one story from this collection, but I went ahead and read the whole book.

Caves of Steel

  1. Caves of Steel

Author:  Isaac Asimov

Published:  1954

1950’s science fiction, take three!  I’d read plenty of Asimov prior to this book, so I was not surprised to enjoy Caves of Steel as a fun, brisk adventure with some mystery thrown in.  The first book in the Robot series is a great place to start, as it is a quick read and early on establishes the rules and ethics of Asimov’s science fiction universe.  Much like Heinlein, Asimov will throw speeches out from different characters to illuminate the readers on his own view for various issues.  Of all the science fiction books I read as part of this, Caves of Steel was my favorite.

Speech Sounds

  1. Speech Sounds

Author:  Octavia Butler

Published: 1984

While Caves of Steel was my favorite science fiction book I read, the best story was Speech Sounds by Octavia Butler.  Something has happened to the human race, and mankind can no longer read, write or understand like we once could.  People still travel through the day living echoes of their former lives, with violence common as people are unable to explain themselves to one another.  I had no idea this story came out in the 1980’s, as I read it in a collection of stories that was just published in the last few years.  At only 13 pages it is a powerful story that I imagine will hold up as well thirty more years from now as it does today.

Straight Man

  1. Straight Man

Author:  Richard Russo

Published:  1997

I enjoy humor in my reading and Russo’s Straight Man delivers plenty of it, even dipping its toes into farce.  Set in the world of higher education, over the top egos and antics provide the narrator the opportunity to make ludicrous decisions at every turn and have blustering friends and colleagues react accordingly.  The cover of the book features a goose, which comes from a scene where the department chair threatens to kill a duck every day until his budget is approved.  It’s that sort of book, and if that sounds funny to you, you’ll enjoy it.

Supreme Story of Year

  1. Supreme

Author:  Alan Moore

Published:  2002

Poetry, short stories, science fiction, essays… sounds like it’s time for some comics.  Neil Gaiman was previously included here, but the expert opted to go with some of his prose work.  With Alan Moore one must start with the comic book as no other writer is as revered in the medium.  Supreme is one of my favorite works of his.  Although to fully appreciate this story it helps to be familiar with the character prior to Moore’s writing him, Story of the Year is an easy enough starting point for new readers to understand.  Here Moore creates his own riff on the Superman archetype, complete with supporting cast and throwback period setting.  The result is one of Moore’s more lighthearted creations that set the stage for what he would later perfect in Tom Strong.

Cannery Row

  1. Cannery Row

Author:  John Steinbeck

Published:  1945

Nick Hornby was writing for the Guardian when he mused “if Charles Dickens is the greatest writer of all time, and David Copperfield is his best book, does that make it the best book of all time?”  As much as I love David Copperfield, I’d agree with Hornby’s outcome that it’s probably not a fair label to put on any book.  I bring it up because for this reader, John Steinbeck is the greatest author of all time, and though I wouldn’t put Cannery Row as his best book (East of Eden, The Winter of Our Discontent, Grapes of Wrath, Of Mice and Men, Tortilla Flat, and In Dubious Battle would edge it out) I had a similar monologue in my mind before placing it 8th on this list.  Completing the Faulkner/Hemingway/Steinbeck comparison, while Hemingway has the most distinctive writing style, Steinbeck has a way with language to make every sentence a delight to read and every book full of memorable characters that stay with you long afterward.  The premise of this book is that a few friends decide to do something nice for another guy in their community, and that’s all Steinbeck needs to work with to create another masterpiece.

If On a Winter's Night a Traveler

  1. If On a Winter’s Night a Traveler

Author:  Italo Calvino

Published:  1979

I mentioned Dancer earlier as a book that stayed with me long after reading it.  More than any other book on this list, If On a Winter’s Night a Traveler was an unforgettable reading experience.  The book is about a reader trying to read a book called If On a Winter’s Night a Traveler.  It alternates between a second person narrator (I’ve never read a book with one of those, except for a Choose Your Own Adventure book) explaining their attempt to read the book and the second is the book being read by the reader (you).  It’s trippy in the best ways that Mulholland Drive or Memento are, and Calvino wisely ends the book before stretching the trick out too far.  Because the experience relies so heavily on a gimmick, I don’t have it higher, and it’s sure to drive some people crazy, but I really enjoyed it.

Cider House Rules

  1. The Cider House Rules

Author:  John Irving

Published:  1985

If you only read one book on abortion this year… just kidding.  I sort of dreaded reading this book.  All I knew about it was the abortion controversy and that it was made into a movie that didn’t look good.  I was surprised to find a life story of a well developed main character and a touching love story all so expertly delivered.  Irving has a fluid writing style that made this book a very quick and enjoyable read despite being rather lengthy.  Along with Dorothy Parker’s Enough Rope, I enjoyed this book the most when I was done compared to what I was expecting.

Zeitoun

  1. Zeitoun

Author:  Dave Eggers

Published: 2009

The one area I think could have used more attention from Book Riot was non-fiction full length books.  The bulk of the non-fiction recommendations were short essays, with the only exceptions being this and Flannery O’Connor’s book.  Zeitoun was every bit as exciting and interesting as any fiction writing, with the amazingly true story of a man staying behind in flooded New Orleans and being detained in a government prison with no apparent basis.  Eggers makes the story harrowing and switches the narrative at an opportune time to draw out the suspense.  Unfortunately for Eggers, readers can get on Wikipedia and learn more about the subject of the book, which is why I say “no apparent basis” as this reader suspects he wasn’t quite as cooperative and/or innocent as this book made him appear.

True Grit

  1. True Grit

Author:  Charles Portis

Published:1968

Next up, the lone western in the fifty book challenge.  I love the genre, and this is one of the classics in the genre.  A young girl hires a bounty hunter with “true grit” to catch the men that wronged her daddy, and requires herself to go along with him.  The writing is clever and the dialogue is snappy.  It features three of the best characters to appear in a western.  The biggest drawback to this book is that it’s been remade into two pretty good and faithful film adaptations, so for those of us who have already seen it twice there are few surprises to be had in this book.

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  1. Animal Farm

Author:  George Orwell

Published:  1945

This is one of the few books that students are assigned to read that ends up also being well loved (the other one that comes to mind is Mrs. Frisby and the Rats of Nihm, maybe more anthropomorphic literature needs added to the curriculum).  Animal Farm is even more impressive because it’s a book that becomes more enjoyable the more you learn about World History.  There are few books people can quote when they’re done reading them, but nobody forgets “Four legs good, two legs bad” and the path it takes.

Norwegian Wood

  1. Norwegian Wood

Author:  Haruki Murakami

Published:  1987

Here is a book that had everything I love present: a unique setting (1960’s Tokyo), unpredictable characters, creepy undertones and adult subject matter.  So often I need to switch to young adult, comics or specific genres to get an a story with just two of those things, but right after finishing this I bought a stack of Murakami novels in hopes of finding even more.  Here a man thinks back to his youth, remembering two very different women he loved and the fates of both of them.  Great authors don’t need a complicated plot to tell a deep and memorable story.

The Hunters

  1. The Hunters

Author:  James Salter

Published:  1956

I mentioned back at A Farewell to Arms that it paled compared to another war book I read, and this was that book.  This book focusing on Korean War pilots and their competition to get kills and the mounting pressure to succeed completely blew me away.  Much like with Steinbeck, every page drew me in more with effortless brilliance in the writing.  This was the rare book that I did not want to end, but also think wrapped up in the perfect manner.  My favorite of the fifty books/stories/essays I read, very highly recommended.

Rank the Author: Bret Easton Ellis

Making his debut at age 21 with the dark and twisted “Less Than Zero,” Bret Easton Ellis is one of the few authors to achieve both celebrity level fame and vitriol in equal levels throughout his career.  For many, his stories are written simply to shock and titillate from a misogynistic viewpoint.  For others he is the master of populating the page with terrible human beings that draw the reader into their sordid affairs.  As part of the literary brat pack (with Tama Janowitz and Jay McInerney), Ellis is also often linked to Generation Xers and his more contemporary works have suffered comparatively by most critical measures.

 When deciding how to read Ellis’s bibliography, part of the fun is in the use of shared characters and settings mainly by reference.  Much like Stephen King and his small towns in Maine, characters in Ellis’s work often know about events from other books or interact with characters from Ellis’s (and even other authors) earlier novels.  For that reason, a fun way to read his works is chronological order, starting with Less than Zero, The Rules of Attraction, American Psycho, Glamorama, and Imperial Bedrooms.  The Informers and Lunar Park don’t take place in the same reality as those books, so if you are going this route I would read The Informers first and end things with Lunar Park.  If you are not interested in diving into the entirety of Ellis’s catalog, here’s how I would rank his books overall, from worst to best:

 Glamorama

7.  Glamorama

Release Date: 1998

 I would describe the plot of this book as Zoolander in the style of Guy Ritchie.  Models being used as killers with numerous identity deceptions and possible double identities… even trying to recall the plot is a recipe for a headache.  The biggest problems with the book are that the beginning takes a long time to get to the plot of the book, that plot is completely outlandish, and then Ellis never seems to be willing to wrap it up.  Even hardcore fans of the author seem to agree that at 500 pages the story meanders.  Recurring metaphors don’t really work either as they are drowned out by lengthy descriptions of drug use and ménage a trios.  My only enjoyment in reading it was the numerous ties it had to other Ellis works, none of which were worth the time spent getting through this disappointing book.

the informers

6 . The Informers

Release Date: 1994

 The only other book by Brett Easton Ellis that I would describe as skippable, even for fans of his writing style.  The Informers is a collection of short stories that are seemingly unconnected (though not totally) that often withholds the name of the narrator of the stories making the actual connections more troubling to put together than they are worth.  With another set of characters that might not have been an issue, but because so many of these characters are wealthy bi-sexual males I had trouble distinguishing between them for much of the individual stories.  However, unlike Glamorama, Ellis keeps things moving at an exciting pace and several of the scenes were particularly memorable.

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5.  Less than Zero

Release Date: 1985

 I was born a year before this book came out, so by the time I got around to reading it I’d already read several books done in the same style (and even several other Bret Easton Ellis books).  The story of a handful of the most shallow characters in literature, it’s iconic and preposterous at the same time.  Clay is on vacation from college and tries to reconnect with his best friend (Julian) and his girlfriend (Blair).  The drug use in this novel is so frequent, the plot could be described as three friends deal with varying level of drug problems in the 1980’s.  The problem is that reducing it to that misses the broader picture that Ellis portrays.  Reading this book is like opening a time capsule and immersing yourself in the contents.  The detachment that the characters express have the effect of numbing you to the tragic outcomes they face, which makes the read feel more real and unique than a similar story would as told by anybody else.  Unfortunately, that can make it a difficult read for many and an unpleasant one at other times for all.  Still, this is well worth checking out and making up your own mind.  (Also, more than any other book of Ellis, the film adaptation of this is awful.  If you’ve seen it, don’t let that sour you on reading this.)

lunar park

4.  Lunar Park

Release Date: 2005

 The Charlie Kauffman entry of the Ellis catalog, Ellis inserts himself into the story and goes down the rabbit hole.  Narrated by Ellis, the famous author of Less than Zero and other books, Ellis juggles personal issues (with exes, drugs and family) while possibly confronting a supernatural one (a killer identifying himself as Patrick Bateman, the lead character of Ellis’s American Psycho).    Reading Lunar Park is greatly enhanced by reading American Psycho beforehand.  Everything about this book works just right, combining what the reader knows or expect to know about the author with how characters would respond to these freak occurrences.  I should say, everything worked just right until the ending which spiraled a bit out of control.  With a fictionalized book about a real person I don’t know what sort of ending would have satisfactorily resolved the mystery and horror of this book, but lackluster ending aside I found this to be highly enjoyable.

 imperial bedrooms

3.  Imperial Bedrooms

Release Date: 2010

 This choice will be controversial.  Taking place 25 years after Less Than Zero, Imperial Bedrooms follows Clay returning to Los Angeles to cast a film.  Much like Lunar Park, there is ambiguity in terms of how much is truth and how much is fiction, with the truth at issue concerning the events in Less Than Zero and their depictions in a popular book and movie.  Delving into dark territory of rape, murder and snuff films, the book takes away all the sentimentality that seems to surround Less Than Zero and reminds the reader of the amoral characters at its center.  For that reason I preferred it to its predecessor, as Ellis seemed upfront about the subject matter he was tackling.  I get that for many readers, this book cheapens Less than Zero or feels like a cash in by Ellis.  While I enjoyed LTZ, I don’t hold it in such high regard that revisiting it bothered me.  When I compare the two novels, I enjoyed this one much more, hence the ranking.

rules of attraction

2.  The Rules of Attraction

Release Date: 1987

 If you have never read Bret Easton Ellis and are looking for a book that encapsulates all his strengths and oddities, look no further and start reading here.  I’m surprised that Ellis hasn’t returned to the shifting perspectives he utilizes in this book in later writings because it’s perfectly executed and provides a very memorable reading experience.  Mainly told through the perspective of three students, Paul a bisexual man who formerly dated Lauren but is now extremely attracted to Sean.  The characters often interact and will recount the same events in previous chapters from vastly different perspective to the point that one or all must be lying about what took place.  Also mixed in are fantastic chapters by other narrators including the world’s fastest trip to Europe and a very moving suicide.  (Less successful is another section of the book entirely in French.)  Along with my number one pick, this book features frequent laughs and disgusting moments intertwined.

 american psycho

1.  American Psycho

Release Date: 1991

 Although I’d recommend The Rules of Attraction to new Ellis readers, I prefer American Psycho as his best work.  However, for many the graphic nature of the writing and the extensive time spent discussing designer name brands and band discographies will immediately turn them off.  While almost every character in a Bret Easton Ellis novel is detached and amoral, taking a deep dive into the mind of a (possible) serial killer during 1980’s corporate America could also be a lot to ask of a new reader unaccustomed to Ellis’s style.  In addition to that, American Psycho (and Ellis in general) also are often accused of being misogynist.  For my perspective, I would agree that Patrick Bateman is very misogynist.  However, he’s also a sociopathic, materialistic psychopathic sadist and the book is just telling a story from his perspective.

 Those are the criticisms with the book.  They don’t mention how perfectly Ellis straddles the line between satire of an entire lifestyle and realistic conversations that take place in that place.  The result is a book filled with very funny moments drawn from the absurdity of that contrast.  Much like the excellent film that was adapted from it, American Psycho is very dark humor.  Scenes of Bateman being normal and fitting in with a crowd are followed nonchalantly by statements about him eating handfuls of sand on the beach following a party.  A coworker getting reservations at a new restaurant is an existential crisis.  The unreliable narrator is used to great effect as entries vary in length and relevance to what is occurring in his life.  Much like Ellis’s writing style, American Psycho is certainly not for everybody.  However, many other it is without a doubt Ellis’s best work.

Rank the Series: John Updike’s Rabbit Angstrom Books

John Updike’s Rabbit series is unusual in the literary world for several reasons.  For starters, it’s a series of books that doesn’t involve any supernatural, magical or militaristic elements.  It’s also very adult material, with probably as much time spent on sexual acts as anything I’ve read (including the awful “50 Shades of Grey”) but described more realistically than you would find in an erotica novel.  Most impressively, the series was written over 41 years and takes place in real time with the characters and current events aging with the author (and readers who originally picked up the series).  The series is to literature what “Savage Dragon” is to comic books or “Boyhood” is to film, an achievement and testament to its creator merely for existing.

 The idea of this series, following the life and death of Harry “Rabbit” Angstrom as detailed over generations, was so interesting to me that the quality of the books almost became secondary.  Having now finished the series, I’m glad I read it all chronologically as each of the five installments was essential in understanding who the characters were and why they reacted to situations as they did.  If you are planning on reading this series, there’s no other order you should read it in than “Rabbit, Run” –>  “Rabbit Redux” –> “Rabbit is Rich” –> “Rabbit at Rest” –> “Rabbit Remembered.”  But that’s not very fun to write about, so here are some thoughts on how enjoyable each of the books in the series is, ranked from worst to best:

 Rabbit redux

5.  Rabbit Redux

Release date:  1971

Chronological Order:  Second

 The two easiest choices in ranking this series are best and worst.  I enjoyed every Rabbit book except for this one that takes all of the social strife of its era and tells the ugliest story in the entire series.  Even in later books the events of “Rabbit Redux” are spoken of in disbelief, with plenty of “do you believe the time Harry had that teen girl and her drug dealer move in with him and then _____ happened?”  In addition to general unpleasantness of the story, the book is also bogged down with racial language of the era that will make many readers uncomfortable. I almost quit reading the series after this one, but after finishing the next three books my dislike for this book is tempered as it became just another crazy memory in the lives of its characters.

 rabbit remembered

4.  Rabbit Remembered

Release Date: 2001

Chronological Order:  Fifth

 This novella is shorter than the rest of the series and also is missing a major focal point from the rest of the series.  Despite that, Updike tells a compelling story about Rabbit’s two surviving children and the people they have grown up to become.  The real world politics and current events that make it into every story resonated the most for me of any book in the series as they were the headlines and pop culture of my youth.  The biggest drawback however is that any ending to this story pales in comparison to the excellent and fitting conclusion to “Rabbit at Rest” in terms of wrapping up the series.

 rabbit

3.  Rabbit is Rich

Release Date:  1981

Chronological Order:  Third

 “Rabbit is Rich” and the second place book on this list are interchangeable in terms of quality.  Here Updike has abandoned the extreme events of “Rabbit Redux” in favor of a much more toned down and relatable storyline.  As Rabbit has finally settled down and reduced the drama in his work and personal life, his son Nelson is now old enough to supply drama enough for both of them.  The ending of this book gets into the most over the top sexual situations in the entire series, so if that’s something that turns you off at the end keep in mind it’s all toned back down after this book.

 Rabbit Run

2.  Rabbit, Run

Release Date: 1960

Chronological Order: First

 A young married man decides to abandon his pregnant wife and young child in favor of the thrill of escape.  I’ll give this book the edge over “Rabbit is Rich” for being the book that established this entire fictional family tree, business and household that have survived so well throughout the series.  Just about everything that happens in the rest of the Rabbit series can be traced to an event in this first book.  At parts heartbreaking and other moments infuriating, Updike does a great job of making unlikable characters interesting and sympathetic.

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1.  Rabbit at Rest

Release Date: 1990

Chronological Order:  Fourth

 The only book in the series I would call a classic on its own, “Rabbit at Rest” is the rare book that delights on every page and even makes you reevaluate earlier books in a more favorable light.  Now a grandparent, Harry’s bad behavior swings more toward curmudgeon and for the first time in the series is even a likable character at times.  However, Harry is also still the same man he’s always been and behaves true to form when given the opportunity.  The family drama provides the most interesting moments in thirty years of history for Harry, Janice and Nelson.  I also can’t speak highly enough about the ending, which provides nostalgia and cyclical storytelling better than just about anything I’ve read.  I loved this book for how it made me reevaluate and love the entire series.

Rank the Series: The Sword of Truth by Terry Goodkind

When I first started the Sword of Truth series, I loved it.  I hadn’t read a lot of fantasy, and as a result I was surprised at the mixture of likable characters and adult drama that filled the pages.  So I continued to read, and Goodkind continued to write, and write and write.  As a completionist, I stuck with them, even though the stories became more and more predictable and repetitive.  For this being a twelve book series (as of this writing), not a lot happened in the later books.  I have spent countless hours reading these massive books, and I can say that not all of those hours have been rewarding.  If I could go back in time and talk to my younger self about my reading habits, the advice I’d give him would be “The Sword of Truth series will disappoint you, more than half of the books are not good and the payoff is only average. Then, when you think you’re finished, he’ll release another book that’s really bad.  If you insist on reading this series, just read the good ones and read recaps of the bad ones.”  I’m sure I wouldn’t have followed my own advice (I’m like Joseph Gordon-Levitt in “Looper” that way), but here’s my breakdown of the books in this series and where the reader should drop off in favor of a recap:

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1.       Wizard’s First rule –A solid introduction to this world and its characters, one that has unfortunately been damaged by the end of the series.  While Richard and Zedd are faily prototypical heroes of Fantasy, Kahlan’s role as a confessor was unique enough to give make this a plunge worth taking.  After reading “Confessor,” you will realize a lot of what the characters believe in this series are lies and the drama of this book was mostly unnecessary.  But you won’t realize that yet, so I say go ahead and read this one if you’re interested in this series. Overall rank – 3rd out of 12.

       READ IT

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2.      Stone of Tears – More than any other book in the series, Stone of Tears expands the world of the Sword of Truth series and leaves the reader optimistic about the scope of amazing stories Goodkind will surely share with his readers.  The Sisters of the Light and the expansion to Aydindril provided enough change from the previous book to distract from the normal problems that were starting to pop up in the writing. Because it was early in the series, there was less prior material to recap as well.  Overall rank – 2nd out of 12

       READ IT

blood of the fold

3.      Blood of the Fold – At this point in the series, I still enjoyed this book but also realized that Goodkind was fairly limited as a writer. Tons of time is spend recapping prior events and lengthy speeches by characters become more frequent.  Goodkind also spends a great deal of time describing acts of violence against women, more so than in the rest of this series (which still deals with this quite a bit).  Even if the scenes don’t bother you, you’ll realize quickly how often Goodkind uses this as a crutch for generating tension in his plot.  Overall rank – 4thout of 12

       READ IT

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4.      Temple of the  Winds – The Hallmarks of what ruins most of this series begin here and are on full display.  The villains are all sadistic clones of each other, prophecy comes up out of nowhere that foreshadows the end of everything and isn’t mentioned again before or after this book, the magic used at the end and reveal of the Temple of the Winds are deus ex machina that completely ignore the rules of magic set out in other books.  Also, the way that Kahlan “betrays” Richard in blood was about as close for me to throwing a book in the garbage as I got in this series.  Overall rank – 6 out of 12 (Yes, that means many of these books are really bad).

       SKIP IT, READ A RECAP

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5.      Soul of the Fire – A lot of the same problems as the last book, but this book sets the new tone for the series that every book will follow, namely that no character in the book knows anything about magic.  Wizards and the like such as Zedd, Nicci, the Prelates, Nathan etc. will argue with Richard about what magic can and can’t do.  **Spoiler alert for the series**  Richard is always right, in every book, every time. Despite that, these same experts (his teachers) will doubt him through every book.  Finally Richard will solve the problem through some amazing magic at the end that comes out of nowhere, then be treated as an amateur again at the next book and also forget how to use magic yet again until the ending.  Overall rank – 7 out of 12.

       SKIP IT, READ A RECAP

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6.      Faith of the Fallen – The last good book in the series, and my favorite entry overall.  Look, it’s Goodkind, so it’s not perfect.  This is the preachiest book in the entire series, but the story and characters were all at their most enjoyable.  Throughout the Sword of Truth, with almost zero exceptions the characters are archetypes that don’t change or do anything unpredictable.  In this book, Nicci has an actual character arc and grows as a person.  I’d describe this as Goodkind doing a good Ayn Rand impersonation, so it’s definitely not for everybody but it was well done.  Overall rank – 1 out of 12.

       READ IT

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7.      The Pillars of Creation – The most forgettable installment in the entire series, that’s actually sort of a compliment at this point.  There was nothing about this one that completely infuriated me, but there were also still tons of pages of recaps and character speeches that did nothing to advance the plot.  This is an entry that could have been skipped altogether and not affected the series.  Overall rank – 9 out of 12.

       SKIP IT, RECAP OPTIONAL

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8.      Naked Empire – This is a bad book.  I’ll summarize by saying the problems that were in Temple of the Winds, Soul of the Fire and Faith of the Fallen are proudly resurrected for this novel.  What I could do, is recap what all of those problems are and spend ½ of a book talking about those problems and how they were addressed previously instead of actually writing a new story, and fill the other half with definitive statements on how we should view the world and what makes a person good (this style of writing could be called “Goodkinding”) but that wouldn’t be very entertaining, would it?  Overall rank – 10 out of 12.

       SKIP IT, READ A RECAP

Chainfire

9.      Chainfire – The beginning of the END.  Book one of a trilogy to wrap up this meandering series that lost all quality 2 books ago. Surely, stuff starts to happen that is important in this book, and the long recaps are abbreviated?  WRONG.  All of the same problems here, including new magic rules that nobody knows and are quickly broken, more dark prophecy out of nowhere.  Here’s your recap: Richard and Kahlan are separated.  Overall rank 11 out of 12.

       SKIP IT, READ A RECAP

Phantom_SoT

10.  Phantom – We’re getting closer to the end, but still nothing much happens.  This book had probably the least interesting plot of any in this series.  Kahlan and Richard are still separated, but now there’s a blood-beast to contend with.  (A blood-beast is another magic thing that came out of nowhere, that nobody has ever heard of, and is tied into new prophecy).  I’ll rank it higher than “Pillars of creation,” “Naked Empire” or “Chainfire” because the stupid blood-beast was more action than any of the entirety of those go nowhere books.  Overall rank 8 out of 12.

       SKIP IT, READ A RECAP

Confessor

11.  Confessor – The best book since Faith of the Fallen (settle down, the other four books were all… not good).  There’s still tons of recap and preaching, but actual things happen in this book!  There’s an exciting Ja’la match, a trip to the underworld, and the final use of magic rules that come out of nowhere and prophecy that doesn’t make sense (because the series ended!).  The end of the book conveniently tries to fix everything, and really there aren’t many consequences for any characters of interest in this book.  Cara and maybe Zedd have endings that wrap up their story, but the rest of the characters are pretty much where they’ve been since book three in the series.  Overall rank, 5 out of 12.

       READ IT

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12.  The Omen Machine – Wait, there’s another book after Confessor?  I’ll start by saying this was the straw that broke the camel’s back. Like Scarlet Witch in Marvel Comics, I had to say outloud when finishing this book “No more Goodkind.”  For starters, early Goodkind was well written even when his poor plots and overly preachiness took over.  The Omen Machine was not even well written.  Much of the fun banter is missing, also gone is the feeling of any gravity to a situation.  Despite being a shorter book it was harder to get through than any other in the series.  The big wrap up that Confessor finally delivered?  The Omen Machine takes place ONE DAY later and goes right back to the same well with a new prophecy that threatens all.  Kahlan in particular is useless in this novel, ignoring all of her prior resourcefulness from the series and requiring Richard to do everything.  This series had a few books I’ll remember fondly, but this last book was so bad and it caps off a string of subpar books that Goodkind’s not getting any more of my time or money.  12 out of 12.

       SKIP IT, DON’T READ A RECAP, PRETEND IT DOESN’T EXIST

 Overall Rankings from Best to Worst:

1.      Faith of the Fallen #6

2.      Stone of Tears #2

3.      Wizard’s First Rule #1

4.      Blood of the Fold #3

5.      Confessor #11

6.      Temple of the Winds #4

7.      Soul of the Fire #5

8.      Phantom #10

9.      The Pillars of Creation #7

10.  Naked Empire #8

11.  Chainfire #9

12.  The Omen Machine #12

 **Note – I read these books before I started reviewing each book I read.  My thanks to the many reviewers who have reviewed the individual books in the series for their assistance in reminding me which order to put the bad books in.**

Rank the Series: Ender’s Game Series by Orson Scott Card

Rank the Series

In this feature, I take a look at a series that I’ve either finished or I am caught up through, and rank the books in order of worst to best.  For those readers that aren’t turned off by jumping around (I don’t know how you do it) or for those that just enjoy ranking things, this is for you.

The Series:

Ender’s Game Series by Orson Scott Card.  Note:  This does not include any short stories included in the Ender Univere.

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13. Shadow of the Giant

Book Four of Ender’s Shadow

Book Eight Chronologically

The penultimate chapter to the Shadow saga, this book continued all of the worst qualities of the Shadow saga (characters that think they know everything, a terrible villain, oversimplified political intrigue) and capped it all off with the most patronizing ending imaginable.  If you are a fan of Petra, I imagine you will hate this book.

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12. Xenocide

Book Three of Ender’s Saga

Book Twelve Chronologically

After two excellent chapters in the Ender’s Game series, Xenocide feels like a story that was stretched way beyond its original idea into a meandering, endless book of filler.

earth awakens

11. Earth Awakens

Book Three of the First Formic War

Book Three Chronologically

If there’s one consistent with the Ender’s series, it’s that the longer the series goes the more likely diminishing returns are to be expected.  Sadly, the prequel trilogy follows that pattern with this lackluster conclusion.

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10. Shadow Puppets

Book Three of Ender’s Shadow

Book Seven Chronologically

This book is the turning point in the shadow series, as it continues the plot from “Shadow of the Hegemon” but does not feel entirely recycled yet.  The characters are making their way toward pomposity, but they are not yet insufferable.

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9. Earth Afire

Book Two of the First Formic War

Book Two Chronologically

A fairly average invasion book that continues the plot directly from “Earth Unaware,” but lacks the originality of its predecessor.

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8. Shadows in Flight

Book Five of Ender’s Shadow

Book Ten Chronologically

I might have liked this story better if I didn’t already hate Bean by the end of Shadow of the Giant.  That being said, this book did a nice job of telling a story that felt totally different from anything else in the saga with lower stakes and a more human core.

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7. Children of the Mind

Book Four of Ender’s Saga

Book Thirteen Chronologically

This book truthfully had all of the same problems as “Xenocide.”  Namely, it was bloated, padded and heavily featured a storyline (Han Quin-jao’s) that always dragged the book to a halt.  However, this book also benefits from wrapping up the saga of Ender Wiggins, the greatest character in this fictional universe.

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6. Ender in Exile

Book 1.5 in the Ender Saga

Book Nine Chronologically

From the description and timing of this book, one would expect it to have the same problems with padding and lack of originality, however “Ender in Exile” surprises by again focusing on the human element and providing some nice character growth for Ender on his way to “Speaker for the Dead.”

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5. Shadow of the Hegemon

Book Two of Ender’s Shadow

Book Six Chronologically

Before the Shadow series got bogged down in the political chess match for three books in a row, “Shadow of the Hegemon” was a refreshing new idea set in the Ender universe.  Taking the book out of the space setting and focusing more on the politics of Earth also provided a clever way to develop the rest of Ender’s Jeesh.

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4. Earth Unaware

Book One of the First Formic War

Book One Chronologically

The prequel series to Ender’s game got off to a great start with “Earth Unaware,” introducing several memorable new characters and setting the stage for how and why a Battle School would be created.  Card also wisely hints at the revelations about the Buggers true nature that is eventually learned by Ender.

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3. Speaker for the Dead

Book Two of Ender’s Saga

Book Eleven Chronologically

The sequel to one of the most popular science fiction novels ever, “Speaker for the Dead” amazingly ditches nearly everything that made its predecessor popular and still remains an amazing science fiction standing on its own.  More than any other book in the series, this installment manages to include all of the philosophical statements that Card wants to make but avoid getting bogged down in them.

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2. Ender’s Shadow

Book One of Ender’s Shadow

Book Five Chronologically

Bean was a standout character in “Ender’s Game,” but who could have guessed that a spinoff novel running parallel to “Ender’s Game” from his perspective would be so satisfying?  The only thing that keeps this from being a tougher choice at number one is that a few scenes seem to cheapen Ender’s accomplishments in the first book.

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1. Ender’s Game

Book One of Ender’s Game

Book Four Chronologically

Was there any doubt what would be number one?  If you’ve read this book and didn’t enjoy it, I’d say consider checking out “Speaker for the Dead,” which is totally different, otherwise this series is likely not for you as the original really is the gold standard for exciting, inventive science fiction action.

Top 5 Books I read in 2016

2016 was my most productive year yet for reading (at least since I started tracking on Goodreads). I kept up a pretty strict 3 book at a time, minimum of 25 pages in each per day routine throughout the year, while also working my way along several goals I’ve always had in terms of reading. I’m still working on reading the definitive biography on each U.S. president, all of the Hugo and Nebula award winners, and every Buffy novelization in chronological order, however I did knock out books by seven of my favorite Grantland writers, completed the first book from all 50 authors in the “Start Here: Read Your Way Through 25 Amazing Authors” and finished up several series of books I had started and wandered away from.

I do wonder how accurate the pages read section is, because my ten page Buffy book listed above was actually 110 pages, and my Blue Devil issue was actually my way of keep tracking of the entire 31 issue series that I read. Still it’s a fun stat to see, and I’ve still got about 70,000 pages to catch up to somebody like Emily May so that’s just goals for my retirement reading someday.

My top 5 Books of the year:

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5. The Financial Lives of Poets by Jess Walter (2009) – This was one of the funniest books I’ve ever read. The book is entirely written in the first person, and despite having a main character that routinely makes terrible decisions, I continued to sympathize with him to some degree because of his sardonic outlook on the absurd situations he winds up in. The subplot about trying to flush out his wife’s possible new boyfriend at a local hardware store was my single favorite moment in a book I read this year.

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4. “Pet Sematary” by Stephen King (1983) – I’d seen the movie before reading this, and the film is a fairly faithful retelling of the book. I’ve also read a ton of Stephen King books previously, so I was pretty sure I knew what to expect here. None of that prepared me for how creepy this book is, and how well written. I’ll admit, having a son the same age as the protagonist’s son put me in the perfect place to be devastated by what happens in this book. Despite other books like “It” and “The Shining” having bigger reputations, only “The Stand” rivals “Pet Sematary” in quality among King’s early works.

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3. John Tyler: Champion of the Old South” by Oliver Perry Chitwood (1939) – I read a lot of presidential biographies this year, starting with two on John Quincy Adams and I’m on one about Millard Fillmore currently. After Andrew Jackson, I entered the stretch of one term presidents that they don’t teach us much about in school and didn’t know what I’d expect in terms of enjoyment. What I found was John Tyler had one of the most compelling stories of any man to hold the office, becoming the first Vice President to assume the Presidency following William Henry Harrison’s death. Sometimes referred to as “His Accidency,” Tyler’s term was filled with intrigue as his cabinet resigned in mass and his own party (led by Henry Clay) formally repudiated him, even slating somebody to run for his office at the end of his term. Despite all that, he did some impressive things while in office, in particular laying the groundwork for Texas to join the United States.

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2. “Flowers for Algernon” by Daniel Keyes (1958) – This book had moments that broke my heart, as Charlie begins to understand how he has been treated his whole life and have memories to his parents treatment toward him as a child. Although a few interactions and relationships in the story are certainly of their era (particularly in the gender role/romance element) this was one of those books thats every plot point is so memorable that I can’t imagine ever forgetting Charlie’s story.

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1. “Ten Years in the Tub: A Decade Soaking in Great Books” by Nick Hornby (2013) – Nick Hornby is easily one of my top ten favorite authors, so I was excited to read this collection of his writings on other people’s writing. On every page, Horny brings his wit and humor about other authors while keeping his thoughts positive even when the books don’t deserve it. Through reading this book, I discovered other great authors like Megan Abbot and Jess Walter (see my 5th favorite book of this year) and may have to reread this in the future to try out more of Hornby’s favorites as everything I’ve tried that he’s recommended so far has been phenomenal.

I don’t like to pile on other people’s favorite books, so I’ll just say my least favorites were a few award winners by Zelazny and Delaney from the 1960’s.