“Rogues” by Various Authors Review



Authors: George R.R. Martin, Gardner R. Dozois, Joe Abercrombie, Gillian Flynn, Matthew Hughes, Joe R. Lansdale, Michael Swanwick, David Ball, Neil Gaiman, Patrick Rothfuss, Connie Willis, Scott Lynch

Release Date: June 2014

This massive 800+ page collection of short stories kept me entertained throughout, mostly due to the quality of the writers (plenty of award winners across multiple genres) and a broad enough premise that allowed for variety from story to story. Here’s how I’d rank the stories overall:

“A Better Way to Die – This story about different versions of ourselves coming through rifts in an alternate timeline was probably too ambitious for an unrelated short story collection. Aside from an exciting card game, I had trouble getting through this. 3.5/10”

“Provenance” – The story of a lost painting’s history passing from owner to owner particularly during the holocaust. This story felt the least fitting the book’s theme with mainly what I’d consider bad guys not rogues. 3.5/10″

“A Cargo of Ivories” – A young knight and his sorcerer/wooden dummy try to destroy some ivory pieces that have the power of the gods inside them. This story was basically one long action scene, and as a result I didn’t really care about the characters or get as invested as some of the other stories. 4/10″

“Tough Times All Over – Richard Linklater’s “Slacker” but set in medieval fantasy setting. As with that film I enjoyed the eclectic characters at the beginning but found it more tedious when the switching perspectives continued. I’d read a whole story about Friendly though. 4 out of 10″

“The Inn of Seven Blessings” – In this story a thief comes across a puzzle box and gets linked to a God of chance and set on a mission. Some of the ideas were fun but the execution required more exposition than I prefer in a short story. 5/10″”

“Roaring Twenties” – A speakeasy bar filled with gangsters and a touch of magic is the setting for this story. The plot seemed pretty inconsequential (even for a short story) with two ladies doing recon and having a discussion. 5.5/10″

“The Rogue Prince, or, A King’s Brother” – The final story in the collection was about Prince Daemon Targaryen but read more like a pretty good Wikipedia entry about the family. One criticism of the books is the sprawling history overshadows the characters and that felt true here. 5.5/10″

“The Meaning of Love” – The story of one man’s quest to help free a woman for the friend he loves. I was halfway through the story before the main character’s sex was identified, which is frustrating if you are trying to picture the story, and **spoiler** the final meaning of love being described as ‘love is like a pigeon shitting over a crowd; where it lands hasn’t got much to do with who deserves it’ was great. 6/10″

“The Curious case of the Dead Wives” – A Sherlock and Watson style story where the search for a missing girl leads to hypnosis and spiritualism. Fairly run of the mill stuff. 6/10″

“Tawny Petticoats” – A quirky story set in Scott with pirates and zombies (more like chemically altered indentured servants) where two con-men (or anthropomorphic dog) recruit an attractive lady (or grifter) to pull a heist on three local kingpins. The solution for the zombies seemed awfully simple and the twist at the end was foreshadowed right at the beginning, but it was still a fun enough read. 6.5/10″

“How The Marquis Got His Coat Back” – An interesting cast of characters stood out in this simple story of a guy trying to get a coat with a lot of pockets back. 7/10″

“Heavy Metal” – A huge man named Kilgore goes to a small mining town to deal with a creature that’s dragged two people underwater. I was totally on board for about 80% of this story but the religious and family stuff didn’t really work at the end. 7.5/10″

“Bent Twig” – A Hap and Leonard mystery set in present day Texas where the two heroes try to rescue a druggie daughter of one of their girlfriends. Nothing Earth shattering in terms of surprises, but I liked the way it was written as sort of Elmore Leonard meets ghetto noir. 7.5/10″

“Now Showing” – A near future exists where movie theaters have 100 screens and are filled with stores, events and security, but are they hiding something? I enjoyed all the references in this one but it seemed pretty far fetched and probably won’t age well. 7.5/10″

“Diamonds From Tequila” – An actor gets caught up in murder where the motive is a technology that would but all drug dealers (criminal and legitimate) out of business. The bad guys were too much of pushovers but I dug the Brett Easton Ellis vibe. 7.5/10″

“A Year and a Day in Old Theradane” – this fantasy story was about a group of five thieves recruited to steal an entire road from a city as part of a wizard war. The method they used was the first one that came to mind when I read it, so it was a tad predictable, but the heist meets fantasy was fun in the same way Brandon Sanderson’s Mistborn books are. 8/10″

“Ill Seen in Type” – An historical fantasy where a teacher and a student purchase what may or may not be magic books and invisibility potion. This one ended up being a lot of fun and featured some surprise Fritz Lieberman characters.8.5/10″

“Bad Brass” – A very fun story about a theft from a Texas High School band program. I enjoyed the main characters roguish qualities and thought the writing style was as enjoyable as anything else in the book so far. The mastermind Marisa was a bit far fetched which took away from my enjoyment a bit at the end. 9/10″

“What Do You Do?” – Awesome and fun story of a sex worker turned fake psychic and the possible haunted house she gets involved with fixing. The ending was very “Gone Girl” with plenty of too smart for its own good twists, but the lead up was a blast. 9/10.”

“The Lighting Tree” – I got this book just to read this Patrick Rothfuss story and I was not disappointed. It was a fun story starring Bast as he trades information for favors and secrets. I would have preferred a short novel about all this as a few plots felt rushed. 9.5/10″

“The Caravan to Nowhere ” – The story of a teleporting minstrel named Alaric on a journey through the desert. I actually loved this story and will check out more by the author starring this character. 10/10



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